maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882



garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities



  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water


chipotle is within walking distance of my dorm :) 

also i’m in john updike’s room :)

my roommate is latina :)


 posted 14 hours ago

aquaticwonder:

Paris in the rain | Christophe Jacrot



zizino:

being dragged is healthy once in a while it keeps you humble & in check you need to drag your friends every so often to keep them in line



h0odrich:

friends who can tell you how stupid they think you’re being, and how much they disagree with your decision on something, but still stress that they support you in whatever you decide to do a truly a rare breed. those are people you should really hold on to, those are real ass friends


 posted 15 hours ago · 2283 notes (h0odrich



monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts



h0odrich:

i will never be able to mentally grasp the whole straight man concept where they can grab eachothers asses and say the nastiest raunchiest shit to eachother but the second they find out someone’s gay they wanna throw a temper tantrum. straight men are highkey the fakest bitches out here


 posted 16 hours ago · 870 notes (h0odrich